- Adam Savage - Host: [in the water after a failed attempt to walk on it] If I had any dignity I would be humiliated right now...
- Adam Savage - Host: [as the ballistics gel ninja is hit on the head with a ninja sword] Master! He hit me on the head! You teach him a lesson!
- Tory Belleci - Builder: [Grant is squatting with the sword] The ninja must go to the bathroom before swinging the sword.