CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Lab Rats (2007)

Eric Szmanda: CSI Greg Sanders

Quotes 

• Hodges : [on seeing Greg covered in spaghetti sauce]  Some garlic bread, some nice Chianti maybe?

  Greg Sanders : Kiss my ass. I'd like to see you crawl around a dumpster, determining the difference between blood and marinara sauce, with six mobster goons giving you the stink eye.

• Greg Sanders : Have any of you guys seen Grissom?

  [Henry, Hodges and Wendy turn around and hide the miniature] 

  Hodges : [they shake their heads no]  Some garlic bread? Some wine maybe?

  Greg Sanders : Kiss my ass. I'd like to see you crawl around in a dumpster determining the difference between blood and marinara sauce with six mobster goons giving you the stink eye

  Henry Andrews : Don't know anything about that, were held up in a lab all day

  Greg Sanders : What are you guys doing? You know what forget it, I don't even care. I have to go take a shower, would one of you please call janitorial and have them clean my Denali?

  Wendy Simms : Sure

  Greg Sanders : Oh and I think the killer might have thrown up in the alley, full panel. Enjoy.