Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)
Journey to the Center of Acme Acres (1990)
Charlie Adler: Buster Bunny
Quotes
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Plucky Duck : [singing] I build my house of grass, I build my house of reeds. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it will fulfill my needs.
Hamton J. Pig : [singing] I built my house of nails, I built my house of wood. If there's a quake it'll bend not break, it'll stand up like it should.
Buster Bunny : [singing] It doesn't seem safe at first, my livig like a mole, till I reveal, that tempered steel is my ace in the hole.
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Buster Bunny : If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.
Babs Bunny : [the ground breaks apart between them] Acme Acres can't take much more of this!
Plucky Duck : I know I can't!
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Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig : [singing] They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing] You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.
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Babs Bunny : Oh, Buster! This is awful!
Buster Bunny : How could this have happened?
Elmer Fudd : I'm gwad you asked that question!
[cut to inside Acme Seismographic Institute]
Elmer Fudd : Now, here's the answer: Imagine my head is the pwanet. Huh huh huh.
[draws a map on his head]
Elmer Fudd : The surface has cwacks in it, wike this.
[hits himself over the head with a mallet]
Elmer Fudd : These are fault-wines. Earthquakes occur when something makes these sections move awound and awound...
[begins rearranging his face]
Buster Bunny : I have grave concerns about the scientific community in Acme Acres.
Elmer Fudd : This movement can be caused by internal pwessure, or viowent continental dwift. There's even an old-wives tale that attwibutes our earthquakes to gwemwins.
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Gwemwins?
Elmer Fudd : No! Gwemwins!
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Babs Bunny : We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.
Buster Bunny : We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.
Montana Max : Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?
Buster Bunny : Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?
Montana Max : [opening a vault] It's in here. No peeking.
Buster Bunny : Certainment.
Montana Max : This must be what you had in mind.
Plucky Duck : [dressed as a maid] Ooh, let me see!
[dives in]
Plucky Duck : OOH! Gold coins!
Babs Bunny : [restraining him] Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.
Buster Bunny : No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.
Montana Max : Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.
[opens another vault]
Montana Max : Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?
Plucky Duck : OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!
Babs Bunny : [cold cocks him] Dinah, drop it.
Plucky Duck : Yes, mum.
Buster Bunny : Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...
Buster Bunny : [yells in Monty's ear] A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!
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Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : We got ya! We got ya! We got ya!
Hamton J. Pig : [about to fall] That's not proper grammar!
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Buster Bunny : [in disguise] Hidey-hi! Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here, of the South Hampton Vanderbunnies.
Montana Max : Whaddaya want?
Babs Bunny : Why, look Biffkins! It's Maximillion!
Buster Bunny : Say, chap, we saw you on the telly and we were hoping you could help us out.
Montana Max : Forget it!
[slams door]
Buster Bunny : We're prepared to offer oodles of ca-ash!
Montana Max : Oh yeah?
[yells at his butler]
Montana Max : Why didn't you let them in?
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Plucky Duck , Hamton J. Pig , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [sung] We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!