Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

Rocko's Modern Christmas (1994)

Mr. Lawrence: Filburt Turtle, Fruitcake Man

Quotes 

• Fruitcake Man : Bring the children to Fruitcake Man. I love the children.

  [a parent plops a child onto the Fruitcake Man's lap] 

  Fruitcake Man : Go on. Take a gift. I feel nothing.

  [the child starts bawling hysterically. The Fruitcake Man picks him up] 

  Fruitcake Man : No, no, no, no, no. Shhh... Shhh...

  [the child takes a bite out of the Fruitcake Man's face. The Fruitcake Man screams in pain and falls out of his chair]