- Kagura Sohma: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, KYO! - A CHOCOLATE HEART STUFFED FULL OF MY LOVE - ALL FOR YOU!
- Kyo Sohma: Keep it! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap?
- Kagura Sohma: [meekly] I'm sorry, but... do you... do you really not like chocolate, Kyo?
- Kyo Sohma: No! I hate it!
- Kagura Sohma: [freaking out] Shut up and eat it! Did you hear me? I said eat it, damn you!
- Kyo Sohma: No means no, woman!
- Kagura Sohma: Eat it!
- Kyo Sohma: No!
- Kagura Sohma: Eat!
- Kyo Sohma: Never!
- Kagura Sohma: Eat it!
- Kyo Sohma: You'll have to kill me first!
- Kagura Sohma: I'm starting to get angry!
- Kyo Sohma: No!
- [Because of Yuki's popularity, Tohru, Arisa and Saki check out his locker for Valentine candy but there's far less inside than they expect - only one gift]
- Saki Hanajima: Cuckoo chicks. The girls who visited this locker were all cuckoo chicks.
- Yuki / Tohru / Arisa: [together] Cuckoo?
- Saki Hanajima: You see, just like the cuckoo chick pushes another bird's egg out of the nest, these girls threw out any chocolates that were already here so that their own chocolates would get more attention. The proof is in the garbage can.
- [They look; the garbage can is filled and mounded high with decoratively wrapped boxes of chocolate]
- Arisa Uotani: [observing the Prince Yuki Fan Club] Damn. Those fan club girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him. I can't tell which.
- Tohru Honda: [to herself] Valentine's must be a stressful day for members of the Zodiac, what with so many girls trying to give them presents.
- Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave, please. I don't want the house getting, you know, smashed.
- Kyo Sohma: Damn it! I shoulda left on that journey sooner. How was I supposed to know today was Valentine's?
- Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.
- Shigure Sohma: Oh, don't let what Kyo said bother you. You see, he THINKS he's being manly but, really, he doesn't have a clue what true manliness is. A real man would've eaten the chocolates without all this fuss. To refuse a gift, to trample on another person's heart like that, it falls short of being a human being, let alone a man.