Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Great Muppet Cartoon Show (1985)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Gonzo , Animal , Fozzie , Rowlf , Piggy , Kermit , Skeeter , Scooter : [all singing; repeated chorus]  We love cartoons; we love all the action / We love cartoons, how they dance and sing / We love cartoons, they're the main attraction / Cartoon heroooes can do anything!

• Fozzie : Something tells me I ought to give up comedy and go into the tomato sauce business.

• Fozzie : [carrying an armload of Scooter's computer paper]  Who needs paper?

  [he falls and the paper flutters in all directions] 

  Fozzie : Whoa!

  Animal : Me need, me need!

  [he reaches for the fluttering paper and gulps it down as he laughs] 

  Fozzie : Animal, that's not how you make cartoons.

• Scooter : Computers make the best animation because they're so exact and mathematical.

• Animal : What that?

  Fozzie : This? This is an animated chicken joke I'm drawing, Animal. Pretty good, huh?

  [Animal chews on one of Fozzie's drawings, then spits it back out] 

  Animal : Ptooey! Bad joke!

  [Animal crawls away and Fozzie chews on the drawing] 

  Fozzie : Gee, it taste pretty funny to me.