- Shirley Ann 'MaDere' Whitfield: [Noticing Sandi] Who is this?
- Lisa Moore: That's your daughter-in-law.
- Kelli Whitfield: Um, this is not funny.
- Lisa Moore: No, it's not, but I'm going to keep drinking until it is.
- Melanie 'Mel' Whitfield: So, technically, you slept with Santa?
- Kelli Whitfield: Well, I didn't know he was Santa at the time... but technically, I guess I did.
- Melanie 'Mel' Whitfield: Well, ho, ho, ho!