Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Hey I got you something. It's a star. You can get them of this website and I named it after you.
Dr. Kim Briggs : That so sweet.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Unfortunately "Kim" was taken, so I tried "Kim" with 2 m's , "Kim" with 3 m's, "Kim1", "Kim2"...
Dr. Kim Briggs : Well, what's it called?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : FreckleFart90.
Dr. Kim Briggs : Aww. For the freckle on my ass, my lactose intolerance and the fact that I graduated high school in 1990.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yes.
[Voice over]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That was so lucky.
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Dr. Kim Briggs : Still I'd only be gone 4 months, and you don't wanna be around me when I'm pregnant. All the women in my family go psycho.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yeah but...
Dr. Kim Briggs : I wasn't finished!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [She shoves JD against the wall, leaving him with a bloody nose] You know, I'm back, I'm back. It's perfectly fine, I just hit the wall.