Colin Mochrie: [in "Narrate", set at a bowling alley] I know you took my bowling ball fifteen years ago. I want it, I want it now.
Ryan Stiles: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
[to camera]
Ryan Stiles: I knew what he was talking about. But I played by the rules and he didn't. You see, every time he comes forward to talk, he steps over the line.
Colin Mochrie: I want my ball back.
Ryan Stiles: Tell you what: I got a five-ten split there. You pick it up, you can have your ball back.
Colin Mochrie: [to camera] I was going to enjoy showing this guy up. I don't care about any line.
[moves closer to the camera]
Colin Mochrie: I can go anywhere I want. 'Cause this is America, the best country in the world. And if a man can't go over the bowling line, then we might as well walk around with tin cans on our ears and sour cream on our head!