- Bradford Williams: Now, Martha, what are you crying for?
- Martha Grant: I always cry at wedding anniversaries.
- Emily Williams: Well, you two having a nice chat?
- Bradford Williams: [left confused by Claymore] I'm not sure.
- Claymore Gregg: [posing as Capt. Gregg] Oh, we were talking about your trip here.
- Bradford Williams: Thanks for clearing it up. Must be all that salt air.
- [Carolyn's parents have come to meet the Captain]
- Claymore Gregg: Aren't you afraid she'll think you're a little old for her daughter?
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: [offended] I'm not old.
- Claymore Gregg: You're a hundred and seventy-five if you're a day.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: I'm only a hundred and thirty-nine.
- Martha Grant: [a heads up about their visiting grandparents] They think that Claymore is your mother's beau.
- Candice Muir: Claymore? Mother's beau?
- Jonathan Muir: What's a beau?
- Candice Muir: A boyfriend.
- Jonathan Muir: That's hysterical. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
- Candice Muir: Why would they think that?
- Martha Grant: Because of your Cousin Harriet. They also think that he's Capt. Gregg, so you be sure you call Claymore that.
- Candice Muir: With a straight face?
- Martha Grant: With a very straight face.
- Candice Muir: We'll try. We'll stand by Mother.
- Jonathan Muir: Yeah, we won't desert a sinking ship.
- Bradford Williams: You know, I have a feeling these two know something we don't know.
- Candice Muir: All we know is... we don't know anything.
- Jonathan Muir: But if you knew, you sure be surprised.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Claymore, count your blessings. You're alive. The only joy in having money is to use it. You're courting a most beautiful woman. Carry it off with style.