The Office (TV Series)
The Merger (2006)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?
Dwight Schrute : Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.
Andy Bernard : Yeah, my Xterra is pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Dwight Schrute : Xterra's not even a real word.
Andy Bernard : Actually, it is. It's Latin for "earth."
Dwight Schrute : Oh, so you drive an X-earth? Yeah, that makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-earth.
Andy Bernard : Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Dwight Schrute : Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, 'cause I drive an '87.
Andy Bernard : Oh, speaking of time machines? I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.
Dwight Schrute : Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die?
Andy Bernard : That was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.
Dwight Schrute : Idiot!
Andy Bernard : If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.
Dwight Schrute : If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.
Andy Bernard : [coughing] Idiot!
Dwight Schrute : [coughing] You're the idiot.
Andy Bernard : [coughing] Nice comeback.
Dwight Schrute : [coughing] I was making fun of your comeback. That's why it worked.