The Office (TV Series)
The Merger (2006)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [greeting Karen Filippelli] Welcome! Wow, you're very exotic-looking. Was your dad a GI, or...
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Jim Halpert : [in regards to "Lazy Scranton"] It reminds me of the orientation video Michael showed on my first day. "The Scranton Witch Project."
Michael Scott : [In the video] I am so scared when people don't label their personal food.
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Hannah : Look what's on his computer!
Michael Scott : What is that, a squid's eye, or...
Hannah : It's my left breast.
Michael Scott : How did you...
Creed : Right place at the right time.
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Michael Scott : [trying to pull Tony up on the table] I don't know what I'm grabbing here!