The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Kevin Hart: Jimmy Callahan, Bic
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Quotes
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Jimmy : This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
Doug Harris : Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.
Jimmy : You've never been on a guy trip, Doug? Cabo, Cancun, spring break? You've never done anything like that?
Doug Harris : I never really had anyone to go with.
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Jimmy : It doesn't mean that we're not going to have a good time, Doug.
Doug Harris : I said I got it. You're anybody's friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts.
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[from trailer]
Jimmy : Meet your groomsmen!
[Doug looks at a bunch of strangers]
Doug Harris : These guys can not be my groomsmen. It looks like the entire cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists!
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[from trailer]
Doug Harris : What exactly do you do?
Jimmy : I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris : So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy : Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris : 2.4 million!
Jimmy : That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?
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[from trailer]
Jimmy : I'm assuming you made up a name for me?
Doug Harris : Bic Mitchum.
Jimmy : Do I wear a cape? "Hello, ladies, what's going on? My name is Bic." "I'm Bic Mitchum and I love candy!" "Bic Mitchum can have whatever he wants!"... I like it.
[later on]
Paige : Don't you think it's a little strange that your best man's name is... Bic Mitchum?
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[from trailer]
Jimmy : You can hide a fat ass in baggy pants, but you cannot hide a bad dancer!
Doug Harris : You ask how a girl like Gretchen could fall for me? I took her dancing!
[a dance off ensues]
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Bad Best Man : [walks on stage and starts beatboxing] Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart.
[rips paper in half]
Jimmy : Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Bad Best Man : Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together.
[dry heaves]
Jimmy : He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride.
Bad Best Man : And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...
Jimmy : No...
Bad Best Man : They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...
Jimmy : Holy fucking shit.
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[from trailer]
Jimmy : God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!