Smother (II) (2008)
Dax Shepard: Noah Cooper
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Quotes
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Noah Cooper : I beat my boss senseless with a foam scepter.
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Gene Cooper : I need to talk to your mother right now, Noah.
Noah Cooper : She's staying the night here, so uh, you'll have to talk to her tomorrow.
Marilyn Cooper : Don't bet on it!
[falls to the ground]
Gene Cooper : She just fell didn't she.
Noah Cooper : Yeah.
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Noah Cooper : Mom, pick that up, we're not in Tijuana!
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Noah Cooper : Well, since you're riding mass transit, I guess I'll take a look.
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Noah Cooper : Get in the trunk and let's have this conversation!
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Noah Cooper : Yeah, dad's got a little sex slave in a wheelchair inside!
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Noah Cooper : Is there anything else I should know about? Any other lies?
Marilyn Cooper : You wet the bed until you were six, the noise in your closet at night really was a ghost, and you were held back two times in the first grade.
Noah Cooper : I'm thirty-one?
Marilyn Cooper : Thirty-two.
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Marilyn Cooper : What do you do, Myron?
Myron Stubbs : I'm a screenwriter.
Marilyn Cooper : Oh, really? How interesting.
Myron Stubbs : I'm working on a sci-fi horror set in the jungles of Vietnam. Lt. Tom Dawson gets infected by Agent Orange-infused malaria, then mutates into a violent but misunderstood creature driven to insanity by the horrors of herbicidal warfare. My original title was Mansquito, but that's already taken, so my working title is PTSD: Post Traumatic Stress Destroyer. It's sort of Platoon meets The Fly.
Noah Cooper : Sounds like it'll really capture the authentic Vietnam experience.
Myron Stubbs : But with a sci-fi hook, exactly. Half Commando... Half Mosquito... Total Terror.