Flight of the Conchords (2007–2009)

Bret McKenzie: Bret

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• New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : Bret, what can you bring?

  Bret : I can make half a dozen croutons.

  New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : Half a dozen? Do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?

  Bret : 900?

  Murray : They'd be very small. Almost like crumbs.

  New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : 900? No, I think that's too many. Try and split the difference. Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven.

  Bret : I could probably make 15 croutons, if you like.

  New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : Excellent. Excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.

• Bret : She's so hot, she's making me sexist - bitch.

• Jemaine : There is only one kind of dance: the Robot.

  Bret : And the Robo Boogie.

  Jemaine : Oh, yes. Two kinds of dances.

• Dave : Women love that sensitive nautical shit.

  Bret : Really?

  Dave : Yeah. Haven't you ever seen Watership Down?

• Bret : Has your suit snugged up a bit?

  Jemaine : In certain areas, yes. In certain other areas, yes.