Memorable quotes for
The House Bunny (2008) More at IMDb Pro »

[from trailer]
Shelley: They're kicking me out?
Marvin: Maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Marvin: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.

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[from trailer]
Oliver: You given any thought to who you might be voting for?
Shelley: I definitely won't listen to what Simon says, he is just so mean. I usually always agree with Paula and Randy.
Shelley: Oh, you meant the president.

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Shelley: Good morning Pooter! You're looking dapper!

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Shelley: I gotta meet this freakin' bird!

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Shelley: Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.

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Shelley: My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.

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Shelley: Sweet balls!

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Shelley: My heart is pounding like a nail!

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Carrie Mae: I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!

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Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!

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Carrie Mae: Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.

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Shelley: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.

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Shelley: Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

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Shelley: The eyes are the nipples of the face.

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Shelley: [while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!

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Natalie: We could tie our shoes together, our tennis shoes, and we could throw them over telephone wires. Because I see that everywhere and it seems like people would have fun doing that. Like, how hard can you throw? You know what I mean? Like how - what are you -
[stops herself]
Natalie: [awkward pause]
Shelley: Or we could go to a club.

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