Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Psychodrama (2006)
Thomas Gibson: Aaron Hotchner
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Quotes
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Good, cause I want every physical dimension on the UnSub, height, waist size, in seam. Everything that you can give me.
Penelope Garcia : Honey, if he opens his mouth I'll give you the length of his teeth.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Just keep it clean, and don't call me honey.
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[episode closing quote]
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : "The basis of shame is not some personal mistake of ours but that this humiliation is seen by everyone." - Milan Kundera
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Jason Gideon : You're okay?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : I was showing those trainees around the offices today. They all want to be in the BAU, you know. I told them what a great job it is and they even applauded when the tour was over
Jason Gideon : I heard
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : And I didn't really tell them the truth, I didn't tell them what it is like to spend your days in this hell
Jason Gideon : It's fun, Eh?
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Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : It gets worse and worse with each case!
Jason Gideon : Save one life, we save the world
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Yeah! Oh, one thing I didn't tell the trainees
Jason Gideon : What's that?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : You do not get paid enough!
Jason Gideon : You get that right!
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[Elle has a pile of witness statements to go through]
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Are you alright?
Elle Greenaway : I just need some popcorn
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Have fun!
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[episode opening quote]
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde
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Elle Greenaway : [about a bank robber that makes his victims' strip] "Stripping bandit." That sounds terrible. Makes it sound like the *bandit's* doing the stripping.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What would *you* call him?
Jennifer Jareau : Pervert!
Elle Greenaway : Scumbag.
Derek Morgan : I'd call him an ass...
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : [interrupting Morgan] . Focus please! We need to learn the details of *four* bank robberies *before* we get to Los Angeles.
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[Hotchner watches a clip on his phone]
Derek Morgan : What's that?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : My son's first steps. I was out of town. Haley sent me the file
Derek Morgan : When's been?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : It's five month ago, I haven't loaded on it since
Derek Morgan : Okay, so you film a new one when you get home
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Penelope Garcia : Hay, I got access to four bank robberies worth of security footages. What got I to do with them?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : You know that digital perspective whatever software?
Penelope Garcia : Digital perspective analysis rendering?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Yes
Penelope Garcia : Honey, not only do I know it, I helped develop it!
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Good, as I want to know every physical dimension of the unsub: height, waist size, inseam, everything you can get me
Penelope Garcia : Right, if he opens his mouth, I can give you the length of his teeth
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner : Just keep it clean and don't call me honey!