Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Sexual Harrassment (1995)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Beavis : [watching a Tom Petty video]  Hey Butt-head, how come Tom Petty is famous?

  Butt-Head : Because he's on TV, dumbass.

  Beavis : Yeah, but like... but how did he get on TV?

  Butt-Head : Uh... because he's famous.

  Beavis : Yeah, but, I mean, like, how did he get famous?

  Butt-Head : He got famous because he's on TV.

  Beavis : YEAH, YEAH, BUT HOW DID HE GET ON TV?

  Butt-Head : Because he's famous, Beavis! Now shut up before I smack the bejesus out of you!

• Butt-Head : Right now, I'm being sexually harassed by Kimberly.

  Kimberly : WHAT?

  Beavis : Yeah, me too, she's giving me a stiffy.

  Butt-Head : Yeah, and it makes it like uncomfortable to work and stuff. Usually harasses me at least once a day.

  Beavis : Four or five times for me, sir.

• Van Driessen : Guy's, that's just the kind of thing I'm talking about. You see, right now you two are harassing Kimberley.

  Beavis : No way!

  Butt-Head : Chicks can't get stiffies!