- Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [stuck up toward Myrtle's lack of style and class] That's the difference between *old* money and *new* money.
- Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Old money has more wrinkles!
- Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [gasps and leaves]
- Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle!