- Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here.
- Myra Monkhouse: Um, one plus one equals fun?
- Laura Lee Winslow: No, I think we learned that Steve's experiments has gone too far. He's created a monster.
- Steve Urkel: Can't we just get rid of him?
- Steve Urkel: You mean you'd rub me out?
- Laura Lee Winslow: No, I mean you are a living, breathing, *annoying* person.