- Koto: [aloud but to herself] This is so exciting. I never heard such uproar for an early fight. I can't hear myself. I could say horrible things and no one would know it.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: [calling out, encouragingly] Try using your feet, or your elbows, maybe! Yeah, he wouldn't expect that!
- Yusuke Urameshi: [as he's fighting] Kuwabara, do me a favor and shut the Hell up!
- Keiko Yukimura: Yeah! Rip him a new one!
- Shizuru Kuwabara: There up go, girl.
- Keiko Yukimura: Sorry. It's exciting.
- Yusuke Urameshi: You know, this whole life or death thing... I'm starting to like it. Lemme guess - you, too?
- Chu: Never any pleasure in playin' if it ain't for keeps.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [after firing a blast for nothing] My spirit gun. You better get to know it. I got three more left, and one could probably kill you. Not too long ago I could only fire one of these a day, but... well, I was just so scrawny back then.
- Chu: [holding up his flask] This is the strongest alki ever made. It's called Ogre Killer.
- Koto: Oh, yeah, people. That's some strong stuff. Take a sip of that and you'll wake up in jail the next morning in the arms of a hairy demon you don't really want to know.
- Koenma: This Ogre Killer... I take it that's not something you drink for nutritional value.
- Ogre: No, sir, not if you consider the liver damage.
- Koenma: [watching Chu vomit] I can't believe apparitions pay money to see this filth.
- Koto: [commentating] Well, they've burned their skin, shortened their breath and somehow lost their shirts. Altogether I'd call it a successful fight.