- Botan: Oh, Yusuke, you're so lucky. Keiko chose you even over that charming, handsome boy.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Now don't go jumping to conclusions. She said she liked somebody else. She didn't say who.
- Botan: You can't keep pretending forever, silly. "I like Keiko's" written all over your face.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Nyah! LEAVE ME ALONE!
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Ahhhh! What're you doing with Yusuke's body?
- Keiko Yukimura: I promise I'll tell you everything but not right now. We gotta get him somewhere safe.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Are you some type of sick grave robber? Well, come on. We can't let the police get ahold o' ya.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Whoa, Kuwabara! Who said you could hold Keiko's hand like that? Don't start getting fresh with her. She not your type.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [looking on helplessly] This is so stupid! Isn't someone gonna tell them their just talking to a dead body? Stop apologizing, Mom. I'll never be around to say it's okay. I'm dead for good.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Okay, Boton, just take me to Heaven or Hell or wherever it is I'm going. I'm tired of being here.
- Koenma: Yusuke Yuromeshi, there's no reason to act like a baby.
- Koenma: Yusuke, you've shown to have more character than I thought. I've been trying to figure out whether people around you really want you back. Contrary to my personal opinion, they actually do. More importantly you've exhibited astounding potential to be a decent human being. Because this trait is so rare, I decided to give you another chance.
- Koenma: [to Yusuke] You have a special quality buried underneath all that crap, and your added experience with death could make you very useful.
- Sayaka: [observing Keiko] It's hard to believe that a girl with her kind of positive marking would even go for a guy like him.
- Yusuke Urameshi: I heard that.
- Sayaka: [to Boton] Now, are we absolutely certain the Keiko wants Yusuke to come back to life again?
- Yusuke Urameshi: Huh?
- Sayaka: [to Yusuke] After all, there's a great deal of manpower involved in making one of these life recoveries run smoothly. There's no point in doing it if the people closest to you don't care.
- Keiko's Teacher: [after Keiko has finished her book reading] That's "Heart of Darkness", people! Great reading as always, Keiko!