"Yu Yu Hakusho: Ghost Files" Kanashimi Bishojo Yukina (TV Episode 1993) - Justin Cook as Yusuke Urameshi (FUNimation dub)

Yusuke Urameshi : Okay, Botan, what the hell kind of explanation did you give her? She thinks I'm a friggin' intern in some screwed up after-school program - for juvenile delinquents!

Botan : Well, I had to make up something believable to explain your absence without mentioning the supernatural. A basic tenet of Spirit World is that it can't run properly if normal humans have proof of it.

Yusuke Urameshi : Well, you made me sound lame.
[Gazing up at a mountain]

Yusuke Urameshi : Wow. Now this is a big waste of space.

Botan : You know, Yusuke, some people like the wilderness.

Yusuke Urameshi : Yeah - old hermits and people who don't know how to talk to girls.
[after Kuwabara rants about his new love for Yukina]

Yusuke Urameshi : Well, I guess he's done being in love with you, Botan.

Botan : [sarcastically] Darn...
Keiko Yukimura : Are you trying to hide something from me?

Yusuke Urameshi : No. Why?

Keiko Yukimura : There's a cassette in your armpit.
Yusuke Urameshi : You look miserable.

Kazuma Kuwabara : I think I'm in love.
Yusuke Urameshi : Yeah, this place smells like ass. You know, there's no way we're gonna find this house by nightfall.

Kazuma Kuwabara : The forest looked a lot smaller in the map.
Guard : You're on private property, boys and girls. You had better leave.

Kazuma Kuwabara : We can't leave. We just got here.

Yusuke Urameshi : Yeah, we're lost, and the birds ate our breadcrumbs.

Botan : Pretty please, let us stay at your master's house.

Justin Cook: Yusuke Urameshi (FUNimation dub)