Eddie Murphy: Thurgoode Orenthal Stubbs

Quotes 

• Thurgood Stubbs : I don't believe it! She conned me! She conned! She conned! She chaka-con, she chaka-con, she chaka-co-onned me!

  Muriel Stubbs : I feel for you.

• Mrs. Avery : [after Muriel lies about Thurgood's death in order to get her to leave the apartment so Thurgood can spray for roaches]  Hot Diggety! Ha! I'm gonna party like it's 1939! I got to find me a way to celebrate!

  [leaves the appartment] 

  Thurgood Stubbs : Halle-Berry-jujah!

  [sneaks in] 

• [Thurgood speaks as sweetly as he can] 

  Thurgood Stubbs : Oh, Mrs. Avery! I've got a surprise for you!

  Mrs. Avery : [sing-song through the door]  Better stop singing or I'll pump you full of lead!