- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: [to the hypnotized Trevor] Hey, we should get moving if we want to do any sightseeing. The day is half-history!
- Phoebe Farragut: I wonder if James and the others are having any luck finding an antidote for Trevor.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: Well, as far as I'm concerned, they can take their time. I think this new Trevor is a major improvement over the old one.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [bringing lunch to Gordo, hypnotized] I have prepared your lunch as you ordered.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: That's fine, Trevor. Now you can clean my cabin, wash my laundry and do my homework. Then come back here and make me a milkshake.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: I will obey.
- Phoebe Farragut: [laughing] Oh,Gordo. You shouldn't take advantage of Trevor's condition like that.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: What are you talking about? I'm just giving him the chance of making up for all the grief he's caused me in the past.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: Boy, I sure wish James and the others would hurry back with an antidote for Trevor.
- Phoebe Farragut: I don't understand, Gordo. I thought you liked Trevor better this way.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: I did, but now it's getting on my nerves. Even more than usual. Watch this.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: [to the hypnotized Trevor] Trevor, did you know that you have the brain of a golfer and the face of a warthog? Did you know that when they were passing out looks, you thought they meant books and said 'give me a scary one'?
- [Trevor doesn't react]
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: You see what I mean?
- Phoebe Farragut: No, I don't.
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: You can't make him mad, no matter how hard you try. See, annoying that guy used to be the highlight of my day.