- Spider-Man: The bars are the latest Adamantium alloy. Like the walls, floor and ceiling. And it's the best electronic lock made.
- Spider-Man: [to Iceman] You let Lightwave get away again!
- Firestar: What? Why?
- Iceman: This is my job, guys. I can't let you get to her.
- Spider-Man, Firestar: Why?
- Iceman: I guess I should have told you before... Lightwave is my sister.
- [Spidey and Firestar are shocked. Close up on Iceman's face, fade to commercial]
- Iceman: [Iceman and Lightwave have defeated Spider-Man and Firestar] We got ourselves some ex Spider-Friends.
- Narrator: This is S.H.I.E.L.D., the secret security force that protects all of Earth from the greatest dangers known to man. And this is it's airborne headquarters, the giagantic, flying helicarrier.