Grand Theft Auto IV (2008 Video Game)

Jason Sudeikis: Richard Bastion

Quotes 

• Richard Bastion : You've gotta trust me here, I-I've been fined a lot for talking about the size of my penis. I mean, it is closely shaped to a-a tennis ball container. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

• Richard Bastion : And the trannies! Don't even get me started on the trannies. It's-it's science, run amok. It's very confusing, I'm looking at a woman, I'm talking to a woman, I see the woman's penis, NOW I'm confused.