- Otis Campbell: [speaking of a mosaic he created] I find I do my best work when I'm just a little gassed.
- Deputy Warren Ferguson: Oh, Otis.
- Otis Campbell: Oh, don't act so sad. Now I've got two hobbies.
- Deputy Warren Ferguson: Otis, this happens to be a form of art. Now, you get interested in this and I guarantee it will cure your problem.
- Otis Campbell: Who says I want to cure it?