SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (2001)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Seagull, Narrator, Gary
Photos
Quotes
-
[the guys watch Sandy as she stands before them, without her suit and her protective helmet]
Mr. Krabs : Neptune preserve her!
Squidward Tentacles : How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know!
[a brief pause]
Patrick : Sandy's a girl?
-
Patrick : Hey SpongeBob!
[Spongebob screams in terror and his limbs and eyes pop off]
Patrick : This is it! All of the clues are coming together! I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it!
[shows a closeup of Patrick's mouth as he licks what appears to be SpongeBob]
Patrick : [zooms out to reveal he's licking a Popsicle with Spongebob's skin pattern on it] Boy fighting crime sure makes me hungry, and this yellow Popsicle hits the spot!
SpongeBob SquarePants : OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I'll see you later!
-
Sandy Cheeks : [hears Clamu crying in the background] Oh I can't stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter, what kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, that's kind of what I wanted to talk about Sandy
Sandy Cheeks : Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery!
[rips a phone book in half]
Sandy Cheeks : Now what was it you wanted to talk about SpongeBob?
[Spongebob reacts nervously and starts twitching]
Sandy Cheeks : Hey SpongeBob how come you're all twitchy like that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Twitchy? Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, um... um... go get my hair cut!
[He runs home]
Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob doesn't have hair!... or does he?
[reacts in disgust]
-
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mother of pearl! The oyster's a mother. And that pearl's no pearl, it's an egg.
-
SpongeBob SquarePants : You know what that cloud reminds me of?
Sandy : What?
SpongeBob SquarePants : A flower.
Sandy : SpongeBob, they all look like flowers. All the time.
SpongeBob SquarePants : They sure do.
-
Police fish : [to Spongebob] Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [nervously] Y-Yes!
[his upper body drops into his pants]
Police fish : Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes...
Police fish : And are you familiar with this peanut?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [his pants rip open and his body parts fall out] Yes!
Police fish : One more question... Is it true that you were at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cries] Yes, yes, it's true!, it's all true!, the merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!
Police fish : That's all we need to know son. Book him!
[puts handcuffs on Patrick]
Patrick : Wow you guys are good, I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all the time!, It's the perfect crime!
-
Sandy : I'm from the surface world and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good old dry land.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [laughs] Land, shmand. It's all about finger strength baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength.
[flexes his fingers like muscles]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What do you say to that, miss mittens?
Sandy : [climbing up the cliff] I'd say I'm already halfway there!
-
SpongeBob SquarePants : [about to race Sandy] Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?
Sandy : Why don't you ask my behind? That is if you can catch it! What do you say to that, hydro pants?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [recording on record player] I'd say I'm already halfway there!
[gets stuck on "halfway there"]
Sandy : [gasps as she notices SpongeBob at the bottom of the cliff] Hey!
-
[SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door and calls to him]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob, do you have to knock so loudly?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry, neighbor.
[Squidward massages his head]
Squidward Tentacles : Oh, that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap!
[SpongeBob laughs nervously]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I, uh, was kinda... wondering, eh... L-let's say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster.
[Squidward's face lights up]
Squidward Tentacles : You mean you know the guy who did it?
[SpongeBob gulps]
Squidward Tentacles : Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Actually, I'm- I'm just talking hypothetically.
Squidward Tentacles : [sullenly] You mean you don't know who did it?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well... eh, I-eh... No!
[Squidward slams the door in SpongeBob's face]
-
Zoo Keeper : [SpongeBob and Patrick are about to be pelted with peanuts] Wait! Here's the real criminal!
[drags out Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs : Uh, top of the morning?
[his fake mustache falls off]
SpongeBob : Mr. Krabs!
[the crowd gasps]
Patrick : I knew it!
Zoo Keeper : Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster!
[inadvertently takes off Krabs' clothes]
Zoo Keeper : Behold!
[crowd groans in disgust]
Zoo Keeper : Wait a minute. Behold! The oyster's pearl!