SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (2001)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
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Quotes
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[the guys watch Sandy as she stands before them, without her suit and her protective helmet]
Mr. Krabs : Neptune preserve her!
Squidward Tentacles : How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know!
[a brief pause]
Patrick : Sandy's a girl?
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Patrick : Hey SpongeBob!
[Spongebob screams in terror and his limbs and eyes pop off]
Patrick : This is it! All of the clues are coming together! I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it!
[shows a closeup of Patrick's mouth as he licks what appears to be SpongeBob]
Patrick : [zooms out to reveal he's licking a Popsicle with Spongebob's skin pattern on it] Boy fighting crime sure makes me hungry, and this yellow Popsicle hits the spot!
SpongeBob SquarePants : OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I'll see you later!
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Patrick : This grain of sand looks very suspicious. And so does this rock. And I have some questions for this little piece of grass.
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Patrick : [about the person who made the giant clam at the zoo cry] When I find this person, I have a few choice words to say to him. Like "you" and "are" and "a jerk"!
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Police fish : [to Spongebob] Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [nervously] Y-Yes!
[his upper body drops into his pants]
Police fish : Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes...
Police fish : And are you familiar with this peanut?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [his pants rip open and his body parts fall out] Yes!
Police fish : One more question... Is it true that you were at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cries] Yes, yes, it's true!, it's all true!, the merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!
Police fish : That's all we need to know son. Book him!
[puts handcuffs on Patrick]
Patrick : Wow you guys are good, I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all the time!, It's the perfect crime!
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Zoo Keeper : [SpongeBob and Patrick are about to be pelted with peanuts] Wait! Here's the real criminal!
[drags out Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs : Uh, top of the morning?
[his fake mustache falls off]
SpongeBob : Mr. Krabs!
[the crowd gasps]
Patrick : I knew it!
Zoo Keeper : Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster!
[inadvertently takes off Krabs' clothes]
Zoo Keeper : Behold!
[crowd groans in disgust]
Zoo Keeper : Wait a minute. Behold! The oyster's pearl!