Happy Days (TV Series)
The Motorcycle (1975)
Don Most: Ralph Malph
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Quotes
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Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [Referring to Ralph's offer to sell his car to buy the new bike he's showing him] Nah, you don't have to do that. I'll pay for the bike myself.
Ralph Malph : [Excited] What a pal! What a pal!
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : You're gonna work with me down at the garage until it's paid for, though.
Ralph Malph : [Way less enthused] What a pal. What a pal.
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Richie Cunningham : You ran over Fonzie's bike.
Ralph Malph : I didn't see it! He never parks in the street, always in the driveway, never in the street. Why did he park it in the street?
Richie Cunningham : Ralph, all that damage. How did you do all that?
Ralph Malph : Well, after I ran over it the first time...
Richie Cunningham : How many times did you run over it?
Ralph Malph : It's hard to say. The whole night is a blur. You see, I ran over it and I panicked. Then I backed up over it. It got caught in my back wheels, and I just lost my head. I kept trying to get out of there. I was in fourth gear before I realized I wasn't moving. My wheels were spinning and spinning and grinding and grinding. It was awful, just awful! Motorcycle all over the place!
Richie Cunningham : Ralph, there was an exhaust pipe in the mailbox. In the mailbox, Ralph. Now how do you account for that?
Ralph Malph : I don't know. I thought maybe if I could just hide it...