The Comebacks (2007)
Melora Hardin: Barb Fields
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Quotes
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Lambeau "Coach" Fields : Who's that?
Barb Fields : Who's who?
Lambeau "Coach" Fields : That guy in the bed with you. Right there.
Barb Fields : Oh... um... I didn't think you'd mind. We-We took in a foreign exchange student.
Lambeau "Coach" Fields : He's a foreign exchange student?
Lambeau "Coach" Fields : Where are you from?
Foreign Exchange Student : I'm from, uh... Banging-Your-Wife-Istan.
Lambeau "Coach" Fields : Where is that?
Foreign Exchange Student : It's, uh... It's a little south of, uh, Doing-Barb's-Fine-Ass-Yvania.
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Sports Judge : Michelle Fields, you have been charged with property damage, robbery, arson, indecent exposure and being an insatiable cock tease.
Barb Fields : That got a lot of hits on YouTube.
Sports Judge : Therefore, I hereby sentence you to rejoin the USA Gymnastics Team.