- Dad Turner: I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
- [crashes through Timmy's bedroom door with a battering ram]
- Denzel Crocker: YES! YES!
- Mrs. Crocker: Denzel, can you scrub mommy's feet?
- Denzel Crocker: YES, I mean NO!
- Dad Turner: [Seeing Mr. Crocker in a dress on the computer] Timmy, you know you're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!
- Timmy Turner: But that's my teacher.
- Dad Turner: Well, it does make him look pretty!
- Cosmo: [to Wanda] Pull my wand.
- [Makes a loud farting noise]
- Dad Turner: Whoa, what has your mother been feeding you?
- Veronica: Uh um, I got your letter, Timmy. My passion for you burns with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
- Timmy Turner: It wasn't for you. It was for Trixie.
- Veronica: [wears Trixie wig] I AM TRIXIE!
- Veronica: Do I think Timmy Turner is neat?
- [slams Trixie replica]
- Veronica: Actually, my love for him burns with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns but I can't let Trixie know that. No way, he's gross!
- Timmy Turner: Aww, great. The crazy one likes me.