The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Information Stupor Highway (2001)

Daran Norris: Cosmo, Dad, Man from NASA, Bruce, Nyle

Quotes 

• Dad Turner : I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.

  [crashes through Timmy's bedroom door with a battering ram] 

• Dad Turner : [Seeing Mr. Crocker in a dress on the computer]  Timmy, you know you're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!

  Timmy Turner : But that's my teacher.

  Dad Turner : Well, it does make him look pretty!

• Cosmo : [to Wanda]  Pull my wand.

  [Makes a loud farting noise] 

  Dad Turner : Whoa, what has your mother been feeding you?

• Dad Turner : Ha, I'm a genius! Now I'm gonna go make ice cream out of bird seed and gum!