- Anne Chan: Are you sure it's the Acme Warehouse?
- Tom Chan: Indubitably.
- Susie Chan: Does that mean yes?
- Tom Chan: Yes!
- Tom Chan: Everybody, use a modicum of caution.
- Susie Chan: I'm going as fast as I can.
- Alan Chan: He said be careful.
- [after two bulky men take away Boo Blew]
- Henry Chan: Wow. How'd you like to be in the same cage with those gorillas?
- Stanley Chan: Not unless I had a bunch of bananas.
- Charlie Chan: You've all had your fun. Now, to borrow a baseball expression, it's my turn at bat.
- Stanley Chan: Gee, Pop, couldn't we just tag along, as pinch hitters maybe?
- Charlie Chan: Only if you remain on the bench.
- Anne Chan: [while watching the World Series baseball game] Aw, it's not fair. I wanted to see the World Series, too.
- Mimi Chan: But Pop could only get six tickets.
- Anne Chan: Well, why should he only send boys? That's discrimination!
- Susie Chan: Oh, Anne, when are you going to stop being such a tomboy?
- Anne Chan: WE WOMEN HAVE OUR RIGHTS!
- Flip Chan: I figure we can crack that warehouse like a piggy bank.
- Scooter Chan: Can we crack my piggy bank, Flip? I want to buy a new glove.
- Mimi Chan: Don't you dare touch that money, Scooter Chan! It's for your education!
- Scooter Chan: You better quit telling me what to do!
- Nancy Chan: Stop that, both of you.
- Flip Chan: Yeah, knock it off. We got a caper to pull.
- Stanley Chan: We don't need thinking, we need help.
- Tom Chan: [hidden] Then we have arrived at precisely the right moment.
- Stanley Chan: W-W-What? Tom?
- Susie Chan: Who else sounds like he ate a dictionary for breakfast?
- Flip Chan: All right, all right. We gotta bust in without scaring them away.
- Nancy Chan: Couldn't we just ring the bell?
- Flip Chan: Boy, Nance, it sure is hard work trying to make a detective out of you.