- Geoffrey Jellineck: Jellineck. Geoffrey Jellineck. I'm the new art teacher.
- Chuck Noblet: Oh of course you are! Hi, I'm Chuck Noblet. Social studies, creative writing, school newspaper, assistant to the principal...
- Geoffrey Jellineck: What don't you do!
- Chuck Noblet: Get my lesson plans in on time!
- Chuck Noblet: So, is there no Mrs. Jellineck?
- Geoffrey Jellineck: No...
- Chuck Noblet: Divorce?
- Geoffrey Jellineck: She was, uh, she was murdered.
- Chuck Noblet: Sometimes that can be just as painful.
- Orlando Pinatubo: [trying to make a bowl with clay] Mr Jellineck! I can't form the pot!
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Easy there. OK, look, grasp the pot like you would a mischievous child's neck. Get your thumbs in there like you're gauging out the eyes of your enemy. Yes, that's good. I'm going to run get some cereal, you almost have a bowl there.
- Jerri Blank: [enters class room] Sorry I'm late.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: That's OK, Jerri. Grab a seat. It doesn't matter when you show up just what time.