Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

A Burden's Burden (1999)

Amy Sedaris: Jerri Blank

Quotes 

• Orlando Pinatubo : [trying to make a bowl with clay]  Mr Jellineck! I can't form the pot!

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Easy there. OK, look, grasp the pot like you would a mischievous child's neck. Get your thumbs in there like you're gauging out the eyes of your enemy. Yes, that's good. I'm going to run get some cereal, you almost have a bowl there.

  Jerri Blank : [enters class room]  Sorry I'm late.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : That's OK, Jerri. Grab a seat. It doesn't matter when you show up just what time.