Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Girl in Lovers Lane (1993)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Beautiful Naked Woman in Bathtub : Aren't you in the wrong room?

  Tom Servo : I've never been in a righter room in my life!

• [the camera is positioned flat against the tracks as the train approaches] 

  Crow T. Robot : [nervously]  Uh, uh, camera 3 get off the track!

  [the train continues to approach] 

  Crow T. Robot : CAMERA 3!

  Tom Servo , Joel , Crow T. Robot : [as the camera passes over them]  AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

• [to the opening credits music of "The Girl in Lovers' Lane"] 

  Tom Servo : [singing]  The Girl in Lovers' Lane

  Crow T. Robot : [singing]  With Jack Elam, not Jack LaLanne

  Tom Servo : [singing, high-pitched]  Jack LaLaaaannnne

  Joel : [singing]  Lots of actors, there's no time to think

  Crow T. Robot : [singing]  A screenplay by Jo Heims, that's pretty lame.

  Tom Servo : [softly]  Pretty laaaame

  [Normal voice] 

  Tom Servo : The entire crew, feels a sense of shame

  Crow T. Robot : [softly]  Shame.

  Tom Servo : [singing]  If only they had, half a brain, they could attain, a measure of fame, from a film like Shane! But no, to their disdain, The Girl in Lovers Lane.

  Crow T. Robot : [imitates whip; speaks in announcer voice]  The Girl in Lovers' Lane!