Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Teenagers from Outer Space (1992)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Quotes
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Tom Servo : [as Henry Hill] Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a spaceman.
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Tom Servo : Gummy Bears, gummy bears don't spread darkness and death!... Do they?
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Tom Servo : This is the most unsuccessful prison transfer since Dallas '63.
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Crow T. Robot : You know, Joel, that old grandpa guy sure was nice to the teenager from outer space by letting him stay in the apartment without having him pay a rent until he got work. A real-life landlord would never do that.
Tom Servo : Why yes, things that happen in the movies are different from what happens in real life.
Joel : Right, Tom, so from our "Look at the Lighter Side Department," we'd like to introduce a new segment called Reel to Real. Check it out, move aside, guys. In reel life...
Tom Servo : You are offered free room and board until you can pay off your rent.
Joel : And in real life...
Crow T. Robot : If you are late with one payment, your room is padlocked, and you end up living in a refrigerator box.
Joel : In reel life...
Tom Servo : Your roomate is a beautiful woman, who fills your life with afternoon swims, moonlit drives, and the promise of romance.
Joel : And in real life...
Crow T. Robot : Your roomate is a stinky high school dropout, who fills your life with lice, crusty socks, and burnt cans of Spaghettio's.
Joel : In reel life...
Tom Servo : Your landlord is a rosy-cheeked, cheerful old man.
Joel : And in real life...
Crow T. Robot : Your landlord is a butane addict, who sneaks into your room, and searches through your underwear drawer.
Joel : In reel life...
Tom Servo : There is a big fat drunk guy sleeping on your couch.
Joel : And in real life...
Crow T. Robot : There is a big fat drunk guy sleeping on your couch.
