- Dr. Forrester: I was alone with the world to tame, I was evil but feelin' blue Lookin' around, talkin' to clowns, Never guessin' that I'd find you
- TV's Frank: Workin' the fryer I was never a cryer, I had a void in the shape of you
- Dr. Forrester: Oh, Frank.
- TV's Frank: Lookin' for love, hopin' for evil, Alls I got was chicken cordon bleu
- Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank: Ba-da-been, were livin' in Deep 13 Nobody knows what we mean Rulin' the world with our heads in a swirl and its keen Livin' in Deep 13.
- [Servo sings his theme song; to the tune of "O Fortuna."]
- Tom Servo: Beautiful Tom! / Wonderful Tom! / Magnifi-cant Tom Servoooo! / Bum-bum, bigger than life! / Bum-bum, bigger than YOU!
- Crow T. Robot: Hey!
- Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy!
- Mike Nelson: Yeah, evidently.
- Tom Servo: [wearing a ventriloquist dummy head] Ta-da!
- Mike Nelson: WHOA!
- Crow T. Robot: [terrified] Whoa, whoa!
- [Crow sobs uncontrollably]
- Tom Servo: Pretty impressive! Hey folks! I tell ya, I feel like a new man!
- Gypsy: [horrified] I FEEL ILL!
- tom Servo: What a Great Movie!
- crow T. Robot: We Gotta Get Gypsy!
- tom Servo: She's Gotta See This!
- Gypsy: Oh, what are they doin'?
- Tom Servo: I think they're recreating the gas station hold up from the movie.
- Gypsy: Oh...
- [yawns]
- Gypsy: Uh, Tom?
- Tom Servo: Huh?
- Gypsy: Was it exciting in the movie?
- Tom Servo: Nope.
- Gypsy: Well, was it funny?
- Tom Servo: Nope.
- Gypsy: Oh, well, uh, maybe we'd better read a letter, huh?
- Gypsy: Oh, what are they doin'?
- Tom Servo: I think they're recreating the gas station hold up from the movie.
- Gypsy: Oh... .
- [yawns]
- Gypsy: Uh, Tom? Was it exciting in the movie?
- Tom Servo: Nope. - Oh, well, uh, maybe we'd better read a letter, huh?
- Gypsy: Well, was it funny?
- Tom Servo: Nope.
- Gypsy: Well, uh, maybe we'd better read a letter, huh?