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[a group of new agents have been assigned to observe an autopsy]
Officer Ziva David : We had this same test at Mossad. If you fail, they terminate you.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : How do you fail an autopsy?
[one of the junior agents vomits]
Officer Ziva David : By doing that. What happens if you fail here?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Well, it depends, Officer David. Some of them go on to become our director.
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Special Agent Ziva David : [as they're about to search for a suspect] Gibbs, I d be better suited if I actually went
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We're taking him alive! Let's roll!
[Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee leave]
Park Ranger Bobby Hendricks : I hate it when men try to protect you because you're female.
Special Agent Ziva David : Oh, he's not trying to protect *me*. He's afraid I'll kill Rowan before he tells us where the girl is.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs hands McGee a digital camera] Here, McGee, take the, uh, film... dooey-whacker out of there and put it up there on the plasma.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well Boss, actually this is a digital camera. They use a memory card now...
[off Gibbs's look]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I'll put in the dooey-whacker.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Gonna have to postpone the class, Doctor. We've got a body in Shenandoah National Park.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Well, perhaps you'd care to share the specifics with the class. The three leading causes of death in our national parks are: heart attacks, hiking accidents, and prolonged exposure to the elements.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not this time. A sailor was eaten... by a bear.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I've had a Few Wives Abby.
Abby Sciuto : And yet you know So little about women.