Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Skydivers (1994)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

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Quotes 

• [seeing the title "Why Study Industrial Arts"] 

  Crow T. Robot : Because you're bad at math?

• Crow T. Robot : Ah, this is one of those "I can't pay you, but I'll put your name in the credits" movies.

• Mike Nelson : Did the actors do their own skydiving?

  Crow T. Robot : No, the skydivers did their own acting.

• Crow T. Robot : Gladys and Abner Kravitz.

• Shop student : And you know, I like the feel of a board moving smoothly against a sharp saw.

  Mike Nelson : Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.

  Shop student : I like the smell of fresh woodchips and sawdust.

  Tom Servo : I put them in my underwear.

  Shop student : The bright glare of a welder.

  Crow T. Robot : I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.

  Shop student : The sharp whine of a power tool.

  Mike Nelson : The piercing scream of a freshman.

  Shop student : Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.

  Crow T. Robot : Rat-a-tat-tat - I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress!

• Crow T. Robot : Frolicking has never been so depressing.

• Crow T. Robot : What's the point of a helmet in skydiving, in case you land on your head?