The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets an F (1990)

Russi Taylor: Martin Prince, Sherri, Terri, Mother

Quotes 

• Martin Prince : As a natural enemy, I don't know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America's colonial period that you just received is erroneous.

  Bart : So you're saying...

  Martin Prince : A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.

  Bart : Oh. Thanks for the pep talk.

• [Martin asks why he should help Bart improve his study habits] 

  Bart : 'cause I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.

  Martin Prince : They... laugh at me? I'd always considered myself rather popular.

  Bart : You're not. Watch.

  [He shoves Martin to the ground. Milhouse, Louis and Richard, standing nearby, burst out laughing] 

  Martin Prince : [gets up]  Then my... my speed with numbers... my years of service as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas... These things mean nothing to them?

  Bart : Perhaps another demonstration?

  [He shoves Martin to the ground again, making the others burst out laughing again]