Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Projected Man (1998)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : Ehhh... Mike, let's just torch the theater and get out of here, c'mon.

• Dr. Paul Steiner : Now we'll see what happened to your watch...

  Crow T. Robot : And then move onto your knickers, if your comfortable.

• Dr. Paul Steiner : I succeed everytime with an inanimate object, if only I could do the same with a living creature

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, keep that to yourself man...

• Dr. Paul Steiner : Now I'd like to demonstrate with something of your own, Pat. Something you'd recognize.

  Crow T. Robot : Your knickers perhaps?

  Dr. Patricia Hill : My watch do?

  Dr. Paul Steiner : Couldn't be better. Come with me...

  Mike Nelson : Well actually, your knickers would be better but... eh... that's fine.

• Dr. Paul Steiner : This is the transmission cradle.

  Crow T. Robot : Where your knickers might have gone.

• Professor Lembach : What were his prospects of success?

  Crow T. Robot : One in crap-dillion...