Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Riding with Death (1997)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Leonard Driscoll : [narrating] Federal Agent Sam Casey. Born April 16, 1958. New York City, New York. Received Juris Doctor degree from Harvard Law School, 1983.
Mike Nelson : Under "Operation: Admit the Dumb".
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Mike Nelson : [sung to a country tune] Let's keep America for Americans and send all the Indians back to Africa!
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Mike Nelson : Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in "The Marcel Marceau Story".
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Leonard Driscoll : Sam! Get back here! You're as elusive as Robert Denby!
Mike Nelson : [laughs] Who?
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Sam Casey : I'm coming up on your mudflaps at sixty-seven.
Crow T. Robot : "Coming up on your mudflaps." People have such cute names for sex.
Mike Nelson : My well-oiled chassis is coming up on your backside now.
Tom Servo : My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow T. Robot : My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that... sweet honeypot of yours.
Mike Nelson : CROW!
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Mike Nelson : [as Sam Casey] I seek Robert Denby. I need to find out why I was considered as elusive as him.
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Sam Casey : Yeah, but then one man's meat is another man's poison
Mike Nelson : Turkey meat that is...
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Mike Nelson : He calls me Sister Woman, I call him Big Daddy
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Leonard Driscoll : It was rented out last night to a man named Luther Stark
Sam Casey : Luther Stark?
Mike Nelson : Of the Stark Nakeds?