Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Horrors of Spider Island (1999)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer
Quotes
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Crow : They should just start putting handles on women for easy carrying.
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Gary Webster : Water!
Crow : That's what dried soup mix needs.
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Mike Nelson : Better dead, than continue living.
Crow : As a general rule, I'm not sure I agree.
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Crow : So Mike, if you're in a plane crash and you're a girl, you instantly become helpless and sex hungered, and you murmer a lot?
Mike Nelson : Well there's only one way to find out.
[Mike takes the SOL down and the three start doing a spoof on the plane crash in "Horrors of Spider Island." After the crash, everyone is dressed up as a girl]
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Babs : Where's Gladys?
Crow : Spying on the Stephens.
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Crow : [seeing Barbara Valentine's name in the credits] It's an anagram for "a bra bra navel nite."
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Mike Nelson : [about Gary] Burt Lancaster he's not.
Crow : Not even Bert Lahr.
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Mike Nelson : [as everyone dances in the movie] This is how I view the world. Everyone else is out doing this while I sit in my underwear eating a toasted cheese sandwich and drinking a nice beer.
Crow : Pretty accurate.