South Park (TV Series)

Goobacks (2004)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Men from the Future, TV Announcer, Aaron Brown, Harrison Moore, Randy Marsh, Chris Hull, Darryl Weathers, Angry Man #2, Bill O'Reilly, Mr. Garrison, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy, Chet, Fast Food Employee #2, Angry Man #3, Singer

Quotes 

• Chet - Redneck : How about we cause more global warming? So that in the future the polar ice caps melt; and it ushers in a new ice age.

  Darryl Weathers : How the hell is global warming going to cause an ice age?

  Chet - Redneck : Well you know, the global warming could be on a climate shift or something.

  Darryl Weathers : Chet, you are a fuckin' retard you know that? Even IF global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen. You think an ice age can just happen all a sudden like?

  Chet - Redneck : Well I was just trying to be helpful.

  Darryl Weathers : Well help yourself to a fuckin' science book, cause you're talking like a fuckin' retard.

• Stan : They took our jobs!

  [audience replies] 

  Stan : Dey tok yer jobs! Dey tk yer jabbs! Derrker derrrd!

• [repeated line] 

  Darryl Weathers : They took our jobs!

• Stan : [the boys walk into a fast food restaurant and the cashier greets them in future talk]  Can you please speak in modern-day English, please?

  Future Immigrant #1 : Oh, oh, um... Can I help you?

  Stan : Yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and fries.

  Future Immigrant #1 : [confused]  Chicken sandwich?

  Stan : No, a double cheeseburger and fries.

  Future Immigrant #2 : [the manager comes out and talks to the cashier. Cashier leaves]  Can I help you?

  Stan : Yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and fries.

  Future Immigrant #2 : [confused]  Chicken sandwich

  Stan : [yelling]  NO! I WANT A GODDAMN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND GODDAMN FRIES

  [Stan's parents walk in] 

  Stan : YOU FUCKING GOO-BACKS!

  Randy Marsh : [scolding]  Stan Marsh!

• Stan : Dude, wait, wait, hold... hold on! Wait a second! This is gay!

  Kyle : This is really gay!

  Cartman : Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.

  Stan : Okay, sorry, my bad. Everyone back in the pile!

  Darryl Weathers : [Undressing]  Back in the pile, everyone! We're going back to the pile!