South Park (TV Series)
Fun with Veal (2002)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Rancher Bob, Butters Stotch, Craig's Father, F.B.I. Agent, Michael Dorn, Gerald Broflovski
Quotes
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Stan Marsh : Will you help us?
Eric Cartman : Yes. Yes, I will... If Kyle will kiss my black ass.
Kyle Broflovski : What?
Eric Cartman : Just give it a little kiss and I'll help.
Kyle Broflovski : Screw you, Cartman!
Eric Cartman : Okay, but if you want my help, you have to give it just a little kiss. Kiss it.
Stan Marsh : Go on, dude, it's the only way.
Kyle Broflovski : No!
Eric Cartman : Kiss it. Come on, kiss it!
Stan Marsh : Just do it really fast and we can go.
Kyle Broflovski : Have Butters kiss it.
Eric Cartman : No, it has to be Kyle.
[Kyle goes close to Eric's behind, Eric farts in his face]
Kyle Broflovski : Ohh!
Eric Cartman : Aaahahahahaha! Oh man, that was so awesome!
Kyle Broflovski : Sick, I felt it on my face!
Stan Marsh : Okay, very funny, Cartman. Now, come on.
Eric Cartman : Hey, I'm not going with you.
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Sheila Broflovski : Ha! Give me 15 seconds with Kyle and I'll have that door open!
[they all storm up to the bedroom]
Sheila Broflovski : [knocking] Kyle? This is your mother. You will open this door right now!
Kyle Broflovski : No I won't!
Sharon Marsh : Yes, I see what you mean, Sheila, that was very impressive.
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Stan Marsh : Veal is... little baby cows?
Rancher Bob : Yeppir.
Kyle Broflovski : Then why the hell do they call it veal?
Rancher Bob : Well, if we called it little baby cow, people might not eat it.
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Eric Cartman : Stan, could you hurry it up? I'm freezin' my ass off.
Kyle Broflovski : You need to freeze some of your ass off.
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Eric Cartman : What are you waiting for? Go kill them, Worf!
Michael Dorn : I'm not killing anybody.
Eric Cartman : Some God-damn Klingon you are!
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Kyle Broflovski : [after seeing hippies outside the window protesting for the boys] Dude, those gaywads are on our side?
Butters : Oooh, they're all dirty!
Eric Cartman : What did I tell you, Stan! We saved some baby cows from being eaten and now we're no good dirty goddam hippies!