Futurama (TV Series)
Love's Labours Lost in Space (1999)
Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela
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Quotes
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Fry : Hey, lucky for us Zapp Branigan's nearby!
Leela : No way, forget it. I refuse to go crawling back to him.
Fry : What? What do you mean?
Leela : Nothing. We just talked.
Bender : So? It's not like you slept with him.
[there is a pause. Leela looks at Fry, and Bender, then down to the floor]
Bender : Oh, my God!
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Leela : You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
Captain Zapp Brannigan : And which one rocked your world?
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[Zapp Brannigan offers Leela some champagne]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Cham-paggin?
Leela : I didn't realize you were such a "coin-asseur."
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Well, I have studied abroad... or two.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the cham-paggin?
Leela : No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, God, no!
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Kif Kroker : The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.
Leela : Good. This will be my chance to reason with him, captain to captain.
Kif Kroker : He also requests that you wear this.
[Kif holds up a skimpy costume. Leela ignores it and knocks on Zapp's door]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : [sexily] Come and get it!
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : So, crawling back to the big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.
Leela : Birds don't crawl.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : They'd been known to.
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Leela : I don't care how many eyes a guy has. As long as it's less than five.
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[Leela defends Nibbler]
Leela : Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine.
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Leela : Dear Captain's diary: I may not have found love on this mission, but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel, and that's just as good.
[tears out page and throws it away]
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Leela : Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Yes, let's all talk about Leela's personal life later.
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Leela : [sensually] Pleeease, Big Z!