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Old Ares Had a Farm
Xena: Warrior Princess
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Xena
: Ares, you've gotta do something that no one would ever suspect of you.
Ares
: Like what?
Xena
: How are you at shovelin' shit?
Ares
: [
caught in a "sandwich" in bed between Xena and Gabrielle
] I'm in Tartarus!
Xena
: My grandmother used to sit in this chair and rock and tell me stories of the Olympian gods.
Ares
: Bet she didn't know you'd grow up to kill most of them.
Xena
: Who are you?
Zeke
: [
caught off guard
] They call me "Battling Zeke."
Xena
: [
with a little half-smile
] Nobody ever called you that, you just made that up. But unless you want to be known as "dead Zeke," you'll be moving on.
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